Office Policies Straight Off the HR Press – A Friday Funny

By Michelle Malay Carter on September 19, 2008 

Since I’ve been picking on HR all week…? Bonus Question:? What values?do these office policies?telegraph? Dear Valued Employees: New Office Policies – Effective Immediately Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. -If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are […]

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Work Signs – A Friday Funny

By Michelle Malay Carter on July 25, 2008 

Thanks to NoolMusic.com for their list of funny signs. On a plumbers truck: ‘We repair what your husband fixed.’ On the trucks of a local plumbing company: ‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’ Pizza shop slogan: ‘7 days without pizza makes one weak.’ At a tire shop in Milwaukee: ‘Invite us to your […]

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Performance Evaluation One Liners – A Friday Funny

By Michelle Malay Carter on June 12, 2008 

What you’d really like to say… Bright as Alaska in December. A room temperature IQ. One neuron short of a synapse. Still one step ahead of the law. He’s so dense, light bends around him. This person is not really so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won’t-be. Needs a new title, e.g., […]

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